Sketchy Joe

"Sketchy" Joe is a sleazy businessman found Below. He makes a living selling bootleg products to passerbys headed to the Tavern and other locations down Below.

He has many different nicknames, including Sneaky Joe, Stretchy Joe, Shady Joe, and Spooky Joe. The name "Stretchy Joe" is more than likely some manner of inside joke and unlikely to be a true alias.

Of all the items Sketchy Joe has offered so far, he has pitched a significant number of items at an affordable ten deyems. This price, however, only lends credence to the notion that his inventory is either sub-par or barely functional. No one, for any reason, should believe that anything Joe sells is worthy of buying. It is just never the case.

Personality
Sketchy Joe is a clever, witty and sometimes snarky fella. He often tries to drag rebels into shady and crummy deals and scams which tend to benefit any buyers significantly less than Joe. Most of the people down Below tend to know of Joe's reputation, however, and try to steer clear of his rotten deals.

Inventory
Sketchy Joe possesses a wide variety of artifacts and knick-knacks which he is known to trick persuade people into buying in order to fuel his illicit perfectly legal/moral business enterprise.

The items Sketchy Joe has sold/offered are listed below:
 * A generic lemonade drink complete with a blue straw, made to look like The Lemonade. It was sold to Yougene for 10 deyems. It is normal lemonade and has no bootleged side effects.
 * A used and slightly dull but sharp ministry dagger that was sold to Miner for 15 deyems. It is unknown if it is genuine or has any bootleged side effects.
 * A pair of glasses with spiral lenses.
 * A wrist watch with a red 'pupil' in the center.
 * A bottle of what can be assumed to be alcohol.
 * Syringes stained with red content.
 * A notepad.
 * A gun, assumed to be a prop.
 * A leather book, or trap-like contraption.
 * Two containers with an unknown red material.
 * A wallet, either stolen or empty.

Trivia

 * It is likely that Sketchy Joe was originally to be named Shady Joe but was changed due to some reason that the creators only know.
 * Though he has not shown off the top of his head in-comic, it has been confirmed that Joe is in fact balding. His hairline began receding at a very young age, making it so that his hat is the only remaining barrier between his dark secret and the rest of the world.